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My thoughts on the new MTV show
and how I
feel Yo Momma will be a big success!
Yo Momma / MTV show and my thoughts about it -
Written by: David Abbott
I must give credit where credit is due! The new MTV show Yo Momma
(some people spell momma, mamma), however the correct spelling is
definitely Yo Momma. I know that because I really like a good Yo Momma
Joke, and
This show is amazing! It is about three people from the MTV show,
two co stars and one main star that visit different cities and towns.
When they are in each town, they have about 4 people that battle to
try and represent their city or town. It is a tough battle! They go
back and forth and tell Yo Mamma jokes, not only do they tell yo momma
jokes but they also bag on each other. They talk about their cribs,
they talk about their clothes and even their style. Most of the time,
the co stars handle the try outs and then Wilmer takes care of the
main battle. Once one person from each city is selected to represent
their city or town. Each person meets Wilmer at the opponents house
and goes through their home and their room to try and gather dirt on
the other player. They find funny things and material in which they
can use to help them during their yo momma battle.
When the main
battle comes, there is a crowd standing behind each player. I assume
that the crowd standing behind each player represents that particular
player.
Before the battle starts, Wilmer Valderrama (Wilmer) rolls in with
either his Escalade or Mercedes, this guy has the wheels! From what I
understand he also owns a restaurant but I forget the name and will
find out so please visit our page later because I will get the scoop.
Not only does he own a restaurant but Wilmer also was on "That 70's
Show". He is hilarious and is also the Executive Producer if you look
at the credits. He is definitely a talented guy.
When the main battle starts, they main stars tell the players what
is going down and what each category will be for each round. Before
each round starts, they tell the players what the topic is and then
battle! The topics for the Yo Momma Battles can be anything from:
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Yo Momma Jokes
* Jokes about their cribs
* Your momma's so stupid
* Your momma's so ugly
* Your momma's so fat
* Your momma's so old
and many many more!!! Anyhow, these trash talkers will go
head-to-head and battle! They will go freestyle at one point and just
give it all they got! The final round is a one joke sting! They need
to throw their best joke at the other opponent. This sometimes can
make and break everything they did the whole round because it is the
last thing in the judges mind as well as the crowd. If I was playing
Yo Momma, I would prepare and find THE BEST momma come back ever!
Because you know that will definitely happen and that you have to be
ready to throw down your best trash talking!
The other thing I would do is I would plant things in my house that I
know they would bag on me for, then prepare a STRONG come back on it
so more or less leading them down the prim rose path......
:-) OR the Gauntlet.
The other two co stars that help judge with Wilmer are: Sam and Jason,
they are cool cats! with Wilmer being the main guy! He is a
very talented guy and I think this show is a gold mine.
My wife and I had a baby girl this past December and my wife goes to
the gym around 6 o'clock. I then feed the baby and as I am feeding
her, I put on MTV and watch this show. The show has two back to back
episodes and is hilarious. I think the next show after that is Punked
(punk'd).
The movie is all based down in Florida. It is about a bunch of school
kids who are trying to help the environment. Basically they learn.
There is a group that is trying to build an establishment and they are
doing their best to stop this because they feel it will hurt the
environment.
The movie really all starts off with a family that moves from the
state of Montana to Coconut Grove, Florida. The main characters name
is Roy Eberhardt and he is having a tough time in school with the kids
and well let's just say what we all went through when we were young,
although I got along with nerds and jocks! :-)
Well, everyday he picked on by a tough guy bully by the name of
Dana Matherson, Dana finally gets his one day when Roy decides to
fight back and hits Dana's nose. For some odd reason even the Vice
Principal seems to believe that poor old Montana Roy actually started
the fight and I know, get ready for this, apologize to him.
Meanwhile back at the ranch! LOL! There is a chain of flapjacks or as
we call it here where I live Pancake houses is going to build on this
land. They bring the bulldozers and......
If you are sensitive to Owls, here comes more writings. Remember, give
a hoot! :-)
About Wilma:
More writings by WikiPedia:
Wilmer Antonio Valderrama (born January 30, 1980 in Miami, Florida) is
an American comic actor most famous for the role of "Fez" in the
sitcom That '70s Show. He was previously in serious relationships with
both Mandy Moore and later Lindsay Lohan. Valderrama has admitted on
The Howard Stern Show that he and Lohan dated for a year. Valderrama
also explicitly stated that he has not been with Ashlee Simpson. He is
the only person to have been Punk'd three times. He is very good
friends with That 70's Show costars Danny Masterson and Ashton Kutcher.
He was named to People magazine's "Top 50 Bachelors" in 2002. Wilmer
now hosts a show on MTV called Yo Momma, in which he travels the
country to select cities and has joke battles to ultimately crown the
winner of the week.
Samples of some good jokes:
What follow are a few sanitized, less colorful examples of snaps in
the dozens.
"Yo' momma's so fat..."
"...she fell in love and broke it."
"...she's on both sides of the family tree."
"...she had her highschool photo taken by satellite."
"...she sits next to EVERYONE at the cinema."
"...when she sits around the house, she sits "AROUND" the house."
Yo' momma's so ugly..."
"...when she looks in the mirror, her reflection ducks."
"...she went to the ugly contest and they said no professionals
allowed."
"Yo Mama's so stupid..."
"...she went to the post office lookin' for food stamps."
"...she bought a carton of orange juice and looked at it for 20
minutes because it said 'Concentrate'."
"...she thought a quarterback was a refund."
"...I told her to count to ten, she looked around and said "which one
of you is Ten?"
Now I am not sure how it works to be or get on this show. There must
be some trial (trials) or auditions. You may want to check the Yo
Momma MTV website to see how you can get on the show. I personally
wouldn't have the sting and wouldn't make it very well on the show.
Oh! I almost forgot, after the main battle is over, Wilmer, Sam and
Jason then meet to try and pick the winner. They huttle over by
Wilmer's car and decide. They run through the competition and talk it
out about how each contestant did. Then they all ungroup and go back
to the players and say" Alright, the best trash talker tonight, the
best....... etc is: and they announce the winner. Before they go
back to the winner you see a brief interview of the losing player.
Then they pan back to the winner and Wilmer. By this time the crowd
has gathered around the winner and Sam, Jason and Wilmer.
Wilmer says, ok and I almost forgot you won $1,000 (one thousand)
dollars in cash money but he says the word money in a funny way more
like, you won 1,000 dawlas in cash mon-neee.
Watch this MTV show, I know you will enjoy it! It is a really funny
program and I really like it.
MTV, keep up the great work, you are turning some really good shows
lately. I know you have always had good shows but I have really seen
the quality increase, KUDOS!
More WIKIPEDIA Writings:
Yo Momma is an American reality television game show hosted by Wilmer
Valderrama, Sam Sarpong, and Jason (J-Boogie from TEENick) aired on
MTV.
The series is based on "The dozens", an African-American oral
tradition in which two individuals trade insults, typically directed
at an opponent, his/her mother, or another member of his/her family,
until one is unable to offer a comeback.
The show follows Valderrama as he visits neighborhoods, typically in
the area of Los Angeles, California, in order to find superb trash
talkers.
Valderrama selects two individuals, each representing a different
neighborhood, as contest winners, and the two are then pitted against
each other in a final "battle". Each, with Valderrama, visits the
other's house in order to garner "ammunition" to use against his/her
opponent.
The final battle then comprises several rounds: general jokes about
the opponent, jokes directed specifically at the opponent's home or
living situation, jokes directed specifically at the opponent's
personal style, and a final "knock-out" joke.
Valderrama, in consultation with Sarpong and Jason (for whom only a
forename is given), selects a winner, who receives a $1000 in cash, in
addition to a gaming console, tickets to a Los Angeles Lakers game and
dinner at either of two restaurants owned by Valderrama—Geisha House
and Dolce. At the end of each week, the winner of each of the week's
shows returns and the winners compete for "Best of the Week" honors.
Winners have also won gaming products such as a PlayStation Portable,
Xbox 360, Nintendo DS, and Game Boy Micro.
"Best of the Week" winners
Week One: Chuck
Week Two: Vakisha
Week Three: D-Redd
Week Four: Harp
Guest apperances:
Week 1: Method Man
Week 2: Mike Jones
Week 3: Chingy
Week 4: Ne-Yo
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